Buster Rants Categories

A collection of Buster’s rants are below …

Buster is my dog (that’s him in the picture above) and anthropomorphically he is human – you know like Snoopy is a dog but he’s really Charles Schultz – which is how Buster is able to design websites and be a dick.

Some of his rants have some bad language and other assorted crudities (it’s all very sophomoric) but he doubts any harm will come from reading them. You’ve seen pictures and read accounts of real tragedies – you know, The Holocaust, 911, Sarah Palin … jokes about Mute Buttons and Herpes – you’ll recover.

Health
I got my own virus bitch
Hospitals
Genital Herpes? Bring it
Water Water everywhere

Is it time for bed yet?
Getting a “Complete Physical”
Prostate Exam
Brushing your teeth

I’m going to go burn one
Moon River
Gimme some skin
Condoms
Food
Wendy’s & Cheese
Modify this
Wolfgang Puck You

Activia
Does this smell funny to you?
Point me to the Buffet
You going to eat those fries?
Cancer Treatment
I’m the prick? You’re the prick
Thanks but no thanks
Show me some data
We the Jury … are ill

Tumor rhymes with humor
You can keep the stool samples
Other C’s
Waiting (to die) Room
Good Doc, Bad Doc
Family/Home
Where’s the Thermostat
It’s not about race
Are those Dad’s balls?

Hurry the hell up
I clean for you now?
You asleep?
Taking a nap
Technology
Mute Buttons
Let go of the Smart Phone
Facebook
Voice Mail

Never can say goodbye
Tell a Marketer
Hey Everybody …
iPhones & Elevators
Bullshit & Phonies
Carnated was fine
Stay away from the light
Senator Craig from Idaho
Ted Haggard
Pat Robertson

Dreams
Let’s tidy this up
Round and Round we go
Birthers Truthers and Moon Landing
Knock three times
Music/TV/Movies
Classic Rock
The Hills are Alive …
Talking in Movie Theaters
Movie Moments

Sing, sing a song
Fantastic Four
Song Lyrics
Lost in Space
Classic Rock Flip Side
Driving
I’ll be your roundabout
Four-Way Intersections
Traffic Jams
Drive Time Fun
Baseball
Send it back upstairs
Everyone knows it’s windy
Bill Buckner ’86 Series
Love of the game

Pete Rose
Steroids in Baseball
Baseball Playoffs
You’re going to ruin baseball
Bathrooms/Hygiene
Periodically be aware
Away Games
Public Restroom
Who’s behind the Mask?
Gee Whiz
Travel
Airport Scanners
Getting off a plane
Hotels
Get off my hair
Weddings & Holidays
Happy Birthday
New Year Resolution
I do
Holiday? Not so much
Happy New Year – Bride or Groom?)
Out of Town Weddings
Social Studies/Work
Good Ole Days
You bring your own
Told Ya’
Insert and Paint
Call me John or Jane

Getting Coffee? Move it …
Get your ass on there
Sculpting my guns
Thanks – I wasn’t aware
Fire Alarms
Shopping
Retail Stores
Grocery Shopping in Denver
Snow Storms Grocery Stores
Paying for Dinner
When Black Friday comes
Dating
Online Dating Sites
Get Back out there
Dating
I got, got, got, got OurTime
You got a Match?
Seminars & Commercials
Erectile Dysfunction
Motivational Seminars
Prescription Drug Commercial
English/Math
Closest to the …
I’m a loser baby ….
… and don’t call me Shirley
Right me a sentence?
Say What Mofo?
Banished
Weather
Weathermen & Pharmacists
Auntie Em … Auntie Em
Bonus Fun
Random Thoughts
Fix the Reds
Real Stories (not Rants)
No Shit
The Early Years
Man’s Best Friend
Hey Rocky, watch me …
Chico and the Man
Drop my bacon
Adventure
14,000 feet and STFU
Where’s Bonnie Tyler
Running on empty
The Tide is High
Party Time