Buster Rants

A collection of Buster’s rants are below …

Buster is my dog (that’s him in the picture above) and anthropomorphically he is human – you know like Snoopy is a dog but he’s really Charles Schultz – which is how Buster is able to design websites and be a dick.

Some of his rants have some bad language and other assorted crudities (it’s all very sophomoric) but he doubts any harm will come from reading them. You’ve seen pictures and read accounts of real tragedies – you know, The Holocaust, 911, Sarah Palin … jokes about Mute Buttons and Herpes – you’ll recover.

Wendy’s & CheeseWeathermen & PharmacistsModify thisGood Ole Days
I’ll be your roundaboutStay away from the lightI got my own virus bitchMute Buttons
No ShitWhere’s the ThermostatHappy BirthdayAuntie Em … Auntie Em
Send it back upstairsIt’s not about raceLet go of the Smart PhoneThanks but no thanks
Everyone knows it’s windyCarnated was fineFour-Way Intersections Closest to the …
Classic RockErectile DysfunctionWolfgang Puck YouPeriodically be aware
14,000 feet and STFUThe Hills are Alive …You bring your ownHurry the hell up
Are those Dad’s balls?HospitalsWhere’s Bonnie TylerOnline Dating Sites
Genital Herpes? Bring itRunning on emptyGet Back out thereTalking in Movie Theaters
Water Water everywhereI’m a loser baby ….Is it time for bed yet?Airport Scanners
Bill Buckner ’86 SeriesGetting off a planeAway GamesGetting a “Complete Physical”
Retail StoresMotivational SeminarsThe Early YearsLove of the game
Told Ya’Prostate ExamGrocery Shopping in DenverPublic Restroom
FacebookSnow Storms Grocery StoresDatingPete Rose
Steroids in BaseballI got, got, got, got OurTimePrescription Drug CommercialPaying for Dinner
Movie MomentsBaseball PlayoffsMan’s Best FriendSing, sing a song – NEW
ActiviaVoice MailSenator Craig from IdahoThe Tide is High
New Year ResolutionBrushing your teethTed HaggardHotels
… and don’t call me ShirleyPat RobertsonTraffic JamsI clean for you now?
I’m going to go burn oneFantastic FourDoes this smell funny to you?Dreams
Song LyricsShow me some dataPoint me to the BuffetLet’s tidy this up
We the Jury … are illInsert and PaintTumor rhymes with humorYou can keep the stool samples
Right me a sentence?Party TimeI’m the prick? You’re the prickMoon River
Hey Rocky, watch me …Lost in SpaceOther C’sChico and the Man
Never can say goodbyeCall me John – or JaneGetting Coffee? Move it …Waiting (to die) Room
You got a Match?You asleep?I doGet off my hair
You going to eat those fries?Get your ass on thereGood Doc, Bad DocGimme some skin
Holiday? Not so muchRound and Round we goHappy New Year (Bride or Groom?)Birthers Truthers and Moon Landing
Drop my baconTell a MarketerKnock three timesSay What Mofo?
Taking a napOut of Town WeddingsClassic Rock Flip SideDrive Time Fun
Random ThoughtsHey Everybody …Sculpting my gunsThanks – I wasn’t aware
BanishedWho’s behind the Mask?iPhones & ElevatorsWhen Black Friday comes
Gee WhizCondoms2026 Playoff PoolFire Alarms