Wendy’s and Cheese

What in the world is up with ordering at Wendy’s these days? I can’t seem to get a Single order out of my mouth without them interrupting me asking me if I want cheese on it. I don’t know, I said ketchup (or catsup for the <100 IQ folks), mustard and onions. Any of those words sound remotely like cheese?

It’s a hamburger by default and a cheeseburger when you add cheese … so why the hell do they ask me if I want cheese on it? And why interrupt me too? Motherfucker I am in the zone at the drive-through, don’t interrupt my magic with a stupid question like “Do I want cheese?” … Fuck your cheese Wendy you little bitch.

But they know that you know that they have the upper hand … any smart ass comment like “Yeah, I want some cheese and I’ll wipe it off my dick at your mom’s house later” and it’s spit and ass-matter on Single, ketchup-mustard-onions order for car 4 in the drive-through.

Once I ordered “Spicy chicken sandwich plain please” and those dipshits put cheese on it. You can’t even say a word that rhymes with cheese and those goofy bastards will slam a piece of cheese on whatever you order. Must be the 20 cents a cheese slam that they love.

So next time you’re at Wendy’s, see if you can order a Single – Ketchup – Lettuce – Mustard at the drive-though window without the cheese question. I say you will get interrupted (Click here for proof) … and you might want to just answer “no’ to avoid the loogies and boogers on the burger.