Played the C card and got out of jury duty. Nothing like having a note from an Oncologist stating that you are undergoing treatment for cancer and it is inadvisable to be on a jury.
Which is laughable as how difficult can it be to actually be on a jury in the first place? You show up, you sit down, you listen – kinda like watching TV. I’ve been through two jury selection processes and each time I wasn’t picked for the jury. It’s the Defense team that dismisses me as I wear a t-shirt that reads … “I’m pretty sure the fucker did it” on the front and “Fry the cocksucker” on the back.
Actually they should quit pulling people out of their normal lives for jury duty and start using cancer patients. They’re sitting around all day anyway getting chemo, might as well let them hear a few court cases while they’re at it.
They can stick the patient in the arm and then stick the patient in the jury box.
It’s boring as shit just sitting there in a big, ugly, white hospital room getting the chemo drip, drip, drip all day. Let’s hear some first class lawyer bullshit at the same time. Sure you’d have to have buckets in the jury box because of all the puking – but let’s face it – puking when a lawyer is talking is not a novelty.
Being able to Projectile Vomit towards a personal injury lawyer should be considered a gift.
It would make the time go quicker for the patients too and you’d lose the sympathy vote for the defense team as no one getting chemo would be swayed by some crap about the defendant’s “rough upbringing” … yeah screw you you whiney little dick, I’m getting a constant drip of poison in me and I don’t care about your stupid reasons for robbing a 7-11 in broad daylight.
Take a bath, put on a shirt, and eat a bucket of shit with a spoon.
Guilty … I’m out of here …
… unless I can go throw-up on the lawyers again?
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