The Tide is High

Times have changed – now people are stealing Tide and selling it on the Black Market.

Must be a hoot being out on the streets today:

Drug Buyer – Hey man, you holding?

Drug Seller – Yeah

Buyer – Man …what you got?

Seller – You a cop?

No

What you want then?

Man, I’m thinking maybe some weed, some ice, man I got the fucking shakes and need a hit. How much for some of the rock? Monkey on my back is a fucking monster.

I ain’t got none of that shit.

What?

Nah man – I got some good shit though.

What shit?

Yeah Man I got some Tide – HE too motherfucker. This shit will fuck you up. Got Tide with Bleach, Tide with Febreze …

What the fuck?

No serial number on the box, can’t trace it – got both Powder and Liquid – all in the orange containers … you can’t get shit like this downtown cocksucker.

(Seller looks at one of his women on the street) … get your ass back on the corner bitch – you better not be holding out on me … don’t make me come over there and see some Tide with Downy in your car either – that shit needs to sell … and don’t accept no coupons.

New Buyer (woman) walks up muttering and shaking – Hey man, I need some Tide Stain Free bad, c’mon man, I’m fucked up, I need it bad – one hit .. I’ll suck your dick!!!

Seller – Get your junkie ass out my face and get off my corner motherfucker. I’m trying to run a business.

As Blondie once sang … The Tide is high, but I’m holding on …