Round and round we go

A new group of nutjobs have made it above the line — they are a rare breed of asswipes combining an ability to eliminate anything resembling logic or reason and substituting world-class lunacy pushing warped data while living in their own little corner of the world.

They are of course called ‘Flat Earthers’

The bozo’s are so comical and stupid that one has to think at some point that one is being played by them.  You know, like Borat had people believing he was from Eastern Europe.  But these idiots believe the earth if flat and NASA (and others in charge) have been lying to us for — oh let’s say 400 years or so.

Their core data point is that no matter where you are, when you look forward, you don’t see the earth curve.  It’s always flat. 

Which of course makes sense if you’re a dumbass. Show them pictures from the Apollo 8 mission when they took the first Earthrise picture and they will say it’s Photshop’d — which of course would be a neat trick seeing as Photoshop was created in 1987.

Eclipses?  You know a round sun shadowing a round moon blocking a round earth?  Optical illusion they say

Tell them to walk/swim east for about a year or two and they’ll end up in the same spot

Ask them to walk backwards with a high powered telescope on the Eiffel Tower and it will slowly sink into the horizon

 … they will say “you’re (or your) wrong, do your own research and quit listening to the government narrative?”

But these squirrel fucks haven’t been able to tell anyone why the government would lie to conspire to keep the flat earth a secret.

Their recruiting mission should state:

“Join the Flat Earth Society and travel the globe in search of the truth”

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