Let’s send it back upstairs …

Major League Baseball really needs to get the announcers out of the dugout during the game interviewing players after they do something like score a run.

First off, the players are working and doing their jobs and don’t need to be interrupted by Ken Rosenthal asking idiotic questions like:

Were you looking for a fastball?
Yes
You got one … now back upstairs to the booth

Football and Basketball do it too but only at halftime and generally only Head Coaches … the networks grab some chick to ask the question and the coach usually leans in pretending he can’t hear so he can look down her blouse.

But if we’re going to start getting feedback while the action is Live, then let’s just move it into all sorts of areas … like the porn industry.

Announcer –  I’m here on the bed with Dick Shotawad … I got to tell you Dick you’re giving the three girls here a pretty good throw … How you feeling and what’s your plan?

Mr. Shotawad – Pretty good Ken, I’m going to toss it around all three of them here for a little bit longer — maybe see if I can two of them daisy chained … but I’m “saving IT” for the prettiest one

Announcer – Great – excellent choice … we’re all rooting for ya .. drop a boatload in her too

… now back upstairs to the booth