In a roundabout way …

People —- get your shit together and learn how to drive through roundabouts.

You’ve been bitching for years about long four way intersections (rant here) and now you have the perfect alternative and you fucks still can’t drive through them.

Roundabouts allow traffic to keep flowing and not have everyone stop and look at each other for 38 minutes when they all get to the stop signs. You don’t get to the roundabout and then stop and then look for traffic you colossal moron. You give a glance to your left and look to see if any cars are coming with which you would need to yield for – if none, just keep driving you dumbshit. You don’t hit your brakes, put down your phone, look left and sit there …

And even if a car is kinda coming your way, you still keep going as long as you have a three car gap between you and it.

You morons can just can‘t look left and see no cars coming and just continue? You can’t figure out the concept of a roundabout – you still think there is some pre-required pause when you get to the roundabout even when you look left and see nothing.

“Honey, it’s wide open to my left, do you think I should stop anyways and make sure it’s really my turn?”

They already have this shit figured out in third world countries. You seen it – some some goofy fuck in a uniform standing on a box in the middle of the street blowing a whistle flapping his arms left and right telling cars this way and that way – they handle it fine. Yet your dumbass can’t drift to a roundabout in the middle of some sleepy neighborhood and glance left and continue.

Merge signs just blow your heads off don’t they.

You’re probably the same dumbshits who roll through the stop signs.

You don’t stop when you have to and always stop when you don’t have to …