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Old people Dating Apps

Dating Apps for people over 50 (or 60) is as dicey as it gets. I mean, we’re all a bit older and the pictures look … uhhh … representative of that fact. When reviewing the profiles of the matched female, the first pix is ok (and a bit of a stretch as many first pix are frightening) but the third or fourth pix will reveal what will show up on the first date. You can only get so many pictures with lighting that hides – “I was born in the mid-1960’s”. Stroll down to find the years.

But I will point put that at least 50% of the women describe themselves this way:

“I love to laugh and be outside”.

Wow – what a vivid description. Laughing while being outside. Sign me up. When can we meet … Woo-hoo … I’m hard now.

“Hi Mike, on our first date you want to walk outside with me and laugh as that is what I just lovvvve to do. Sometimes before I make it out the door, I’ll start laughing. I’m crazy and spontaneous that way. I’ll laugh indoors too, it’s just not my ‘go-to’ thing to do. You know that item 9 on my bucket list is to be outside all day while I laugh my fucking ass off.”

Along with chortling in the sun, 80% of the woman have ‘amazing children’ too. Sure they do. As George Carlin once said “Everyone has amazing children these days. Really? I’m walking around wondering where they are all as I all see are fucking idiots”.

And finally, they all want to travel. Likely to places that are outdoors so they can laugh.

I could be described – perhaps – as a tad cynical when it comes to these apps.