Grocery Shopping in Denver

… milk, eggs, bread, weed, Doritos, Ice Cream, Doritos …

Time to dust off the Skull Bong.

Colorado voters approved recreational (as opposed to the more competitive use of it) marijuana use as a constitutional amendment.  The state allows adults over 21 to possess up to an ounce of the drug.  Adults can grow up to six plants, or buy pot in retail stores (now guys will finally go shopping with their wives).

At least no one has to go to jail for three years for having a little weed.  Which reminds me of the scene in the movie The Shawshank Redemption when Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins character) was in the prison shower and the weird rapist dude got up behind him and said … “Anyone got to you yet?”  which prompted Andy to ignore him and walk away.

Then for next 20 minutes of the movie Andy gets attacked, beating and raped by this dude and his clan.

When the dude asked him “Anyone got to you yet?” Andy should have said — “Hell yeah, fucking half the guys in here and blowing the rest.  Where you been?  Lines starts forming for me right after lunch.”

Anyway back to pot.

Remember the old joke that you can’t say hello to your friend Jack in an airport (hijack) as the TSA will pound you into salt.

Since Pot is now legal in Colorado, greeting people in Denver must be a treat.

… Hi Eddie

… Yep

… No I mean hello

… huhuhu … what?

… Nevermind Ed

And finally – marijuana has proven to shrink lymphoma tumors … which probably explains why I didn’t get cancer in college.