Get back out there …

Dating in the post cancer world should be interesting. 

Was thinking of getting some Cialis but considering I need a nap everyday at 3:30, I’m not sure what I’m going to do with a 4 hour boner

I’m guessing the first time I’m back in sack I won’t be in – uh let’s say – prime condition.  Not sure the women out there find guys with health issues that attractive.  Someone said I should get with a woman from the clinic that also has a cancer as she might be more understanding … great idea but I don’t want to bang a cancer patient either. 

If her health is really bad, the hot chemo load might interest her though.  No Co-Pay either.

I was thinking about the movie Quest for Fire – 1981 movie about early man and fire.  Various tribesman kept beating each other with rocks and clubs for “Fire” as they didn’t know how to make fire.  Between the fight scenes they seemingly were always near a watering hole and every time one of the primitive woman bent over to get a drink of water, one of the primitive men scurried over and banged her from behind – I mean Every Time … I can’t believe our species didn’t die of dehydration seeing as the women had to grunt to each other something akin to:

I can’t get a drink of water without getting corn holed by one of these fucking Neanderthals.  You wanna pretend there’s a tribe attacking us to distract them for three minutes so I can get a fucking drink of water instead of getting fucked every time I get a drink of water.

That movie was about fire and humans making the leap to self-awareness and all that shit.  Which makes me wonder how much time elapsed after man achieved self-awareness did it take for the first guy to jerk off?

Less than minute I guess … he probably said “I think therefore I am” … and then rubbed one out.

I may just go after younger, broke woman and lead with my strength – cash.

Start off with a line like this to a table of young women:

I hope none of you are diabetic because your sugar daddy is here.

Oh my.