More Bands and Artists that might have been good back when Nixon was running drunk around the White House talking to the paintings but now need to be forever banned (oh my that is clever) from being heard on the radio ever, ever again.
- Fleetwood Mac – rumors (oh my more cleverness) persist that Stevie Nicks is in fact a witch. If she is, she is breaking the rule of “witches don’t age” as the last time I saw her on tv she looked like her face was sliding off … and every time I hear her sing, I open my backdoor and see if a goat has wandered into my yard and has his nuts stuck in the fence. And their songs are horrible.
- The Doors – Jim Morrison has been dead for over forty years and The Doors were good before he died as he sang a lot better … but … can we all move on with something else. I personally think they should sell the song “Love me Two Times” to the Cialis company as their commercial of a middle aged couple sitting on a hillside in two side by side empty white tubs does not make me hard. “Love Me Two Times” would do a lot more to make me think RIGID.
- Jimmy Buffet – This guy has milked one song for so long that if it was a cow, all eight tits would have fallen off years ago.
- Lynyrd Skynyrd – sure they got a bad break when the lead singer was one of the few that died when the band’s plane crashed – why couldn’t it have been the Bass player? But they missed an opportunity as their following album afterwards should have covered the greatest hits of Jim Croce and Buddy Holly. They could have called it the “Thanks, but we’re taking the bus” tour. Free Bird is the hillbilly national anthem and Sweet Home Alabama told Neil Young to go fuck himself – just because Neil sang a song about racism and cross burning. Talk about sensitive.
- Garth Brooks – Biggest phony ever to hold a microphone. Take the hat off dickweed, we all know you’re bald. Your songs suck. Real country singers have your dumbass to blame for them being considered lame. Before you turned country music into Debbie Gibson ballads, country songs had heart. George Jones and Roger Miller forever … and fuck you.
- Hall and Oates – who’d a thought these ass wipes would have made a second album seeing as their first album they looked like a couple of gay blades looking for someone to blow. A girl I know saw them in concert and said she would have killed herself if she had a gun as it was so boring. Sara smiled alright … but only after she broke these fuckers’ records with a rock.
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