The World Wide Web has proven that the majority of people are basically dumber than fuck. Spend some time reading the posts on Facebook or read some of the comments posted to any online story and you will quickly discover that people can’t spell for shit, have no concept of grammar and basically write like they talk – and since most of them had parents who were also brother and sister, they talk like inbreds too. Some helpful hints:
- There and Their and They’re – these are three separate words and meanings. I’ve discovered that “there” is the default usage for the standard day to day dumbass for all three intentions … basically because your standard hillbilly “don’t no no better” … and you get a nice double dip of fun when some dope misuses “their” when he means “there” but spells it “thier” … Darwin’s waiting room? This way please …
- Your and You’re – the granddaddy of all mistakes … and I love a good blog post where one person is ranting and types this to a person they’re (see … I got it correct) fighting … “Hey, Mr. so and so, your a moron” … what a dipshit.
- Loose and Lose – JFC people, the first word describes your sister and the other word means to not have won something. How can anyone even look at these two words and fuck them up?
- “Where’s the car parked at?” … or … “Where’s the vibrator at?” … or … “Where’s the check from the government at?”… or “Where’s the medicine that keeps me from killing you at” – Bottom line, drop the last word of each sentence and there is no change in the meaning of the sentence, then you don’t need that last word. Got it? Now where’s my grammar book at?
I probably have some grammar or sentence structure issues on this page, but not at the third grade level … my gawd, they taught Koko the Gorilla sign language but people have trouble mastering loose and lose when writing a sentence??????????
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