People who think that the President Obama’s Birth Certificate is a forgery have lost their minds – if they ever had one. Not only does his Birth Certificate look exactly like mine but there is also a newspaper announcement from the date he was born – and the document has also been verified as legit by everybody who has seen it (not looked at internet postings of it – ever hear of Photoshop you fucking dopes).
And the most important piece … don’t you think back in 2006 or so when Barak Obama was thinking about running for President that he would have told his team … “we have to fix the problem that I was born in Africa to some honky chick that got knocked up by a Kenya tribal leader … someone give me some ideas. Johnson? Make your mark, tell me what to do”.
Oh that’s right, someone “found” his real birth certificate from Kenya and posted it on the internet. I’m sure the Kenya record keeping system in 1961 was world class. Right after they got indoor plumbing in the late 50’s, I’m sure all their money was plowed into a top-notch computer system. Not like Hawaii which was still using charcoal on parchment to mark the months and days.
Birthers (see above) … 911 Truthers (a stunning group of morons), Moon landing fakers (Buzz Aldrin has been my hero ever since he punched one you fuckheads in the face) … the consistent theme on all of these people is that they all want to make some money and they all hate the government.
The other consistent theme is this …
– They all make some stupid whacky claim (birthers, truthers, moon landing hoax, Roswell/UFO – just pick one) that the government (oooohhhh not the government) has done something underhanded and is covering it up.
– Take the real evidence and poke holes in it by mostly lying and/or distorting the data. Also, don’t search for the truth, seek only information that supports your idiotic claim. Twin Towers had steel support … fire in attack burned at 50% for steel to melt … steel didn’t melt … President Bush blew up towers.
That there is some great logic.
– Claim that the lack of evidence supporting your stupid claim is proof that the government is covering it up.
– Then call people sheep (and also tell people to WAKE UP) when they call you an idiot.
Time will show you all to be completely fucking nuts
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