Banished

Due to Social media posts, these words need to be removed from all dictionaries. Their overuse and obvious triteness is truly nauseating.

Amazing
… you people all have amazing children, amazing co-workers, amazing friends — no you don’t, they’re nice and likely average – or below average – especially your kids – just shut the hell up

Incredible
… everyone works with an incredible team, has an incredible job, goes to incredible conferences – my ass … pipe down homey about your incredible sales conference – I’ve been to 100’s of them – they’re an incredible waste of time. So are you.

Journey
… please stop … your journey was a priceless piece of a shit … no one cares … you’re doing things we all have done … you got a certificate? — Woooohooo!

Privilege
… throwing crazy deferential statements at normal everyday stuff is pompous and gooey — You love to big-time yourself online and seem more important as ‘only you’ got to do it right? I had the privilege of talking with (insert some standard dumbass no one else gives a shit about).

I must say though, that my journey writing this rant has been a privilege. It’s amazing how incredible it turned out.

I am truly blessed (ughhh … truly blessed sucks too… add it to the list)